Foolish wishes

Awkward Moments are my Life.

I have a love hate relationship with awkward situations. I love them because honestly when is it not funny after a few months and it normally makes for a great story which ironically is generally used to end awkwardsituations. So, basically don`t get drunk and do something stupid because people have to witness this and try to save you from yourself. I can`t go all anti-drinking here because than I would be hypocritical. But self-control is important, and trying to get drunk which seemingly an excuse for doing something stupid is probably worse than doing that thing sober in my opinion. Also people should never cry wolf when drinking because its hard to tell what situations need to be helped out and what circumstances are just being faked.



prettyfoods:

guinness & dark chocolate brownie


I got married in Florence, Italy. My husband and I were in love but totally broke, so we eloped and got married in Italy, where he was going on a business trip. We had to pull a guy off the street to be our witness. It was incredibly romantic. Florence is still one of my favorite cities in the world

Libba Bray

ummm…best wedding ever? I think so!


My least favorite word is “maybe.” “Maybe” is almost always a “no” drawn out in cruel fashion

Libbra Bray

(READ HER BOOKS!!!!)


the car is dead. or your dead


Am I dying? Or do I need to go on a diet?


yes occifer? when you get drunk, you get retarted.

– Chad-Best Driving Teacher Ever!

My imagination is a twisted place.

– Taylor Swift (via inmybestdress) (via jasonnywithnochance) (via whosebabyisthat) (via nicollleeee) (via tswift) Via TSWIFT

If I have a van, does that mean I can’t go grocery shopping? Well you can, but you can only buy pillows.

– Chad Drivers Ed Teacher

The biggest SOB I’ve ever met, and then he was Sally Sunshine! I wanted to punch him! …he’s dead now…

– Drivers Ed Teacher Chad
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